Power to the poop? God Help us!

(originally posted on St. Patrick's Day on www.macombgop.com)

I witnessed a fascinating event last Wednesday morning on Fox News. On America's Newsroom, anchorwoman Megyn Kelly was interviewing Dr. Jennifer Ashton on a study about sex. The study concluded that men can benefit from sexual activity because it can reduce the risk of certain diseases like heart disease, stroke, cancer, and diabetes. Sex can contribute to enhancing men's mental and physical health. I'm sure this research is 'ongoing.' The study also points out that men think about sex once every 52 seconds while women think about sex only once per day. This is why women control relationships. But I'm wondering why a study had to be done to confirm these findings. Men know this instinctively. But I'm glad the lovely Megyn reported on this. Now you know why I like Fox News.

At that moment, my libido was about to reach its crescendo. Then five minutes later, it crashed to the ground as Kelly's co-anchor, Bill Hemmer, interviewed Congresswoman Gwen Moore (D, WI) about an earmark that she sponsored that was recently passed and signed into law. It appropriates $500,000 so that human waste can be converted into electricity. Mrs. Moore actually used the phrase 'poop to power' to defend her case. And I'm not making this up like I did with the Democrats wanting to replace the Pentagon with the Square. This is an actual earmark. If we actually made electricity from manure, I can't imagine how our power grids would react to this new kind of renewable energy.

This is why Democrats shouldn't be put in charge of our government, and I'm not talking about earmarks here. Leave it up to Democrats to change my mindset from sweet love to smelly manure so quickly. Yet I can't blame Mrs. Moore for doing what she did. She thinks of sex only once a day. Perhaps that's the way it is for all Democrats. Back in the 1960s, the liberals wanted to give power to the people. Now they want to give power to the poop. God help us. This did nothing but ruin my day. Now here is how my brain went from love to poop in five minutes:

{While Megyn Kelly and Dr. Jennifer Ashton were discussing sex...}
There is a crowded ballroom. I strut into the room donning a white Armani tuxedo. At the opposite end of the room I spot Megyn Kelly wearing her black Gucci dress. Our eyes meet. We run towards each other and meet under the crystal chandelier. We start dancing as the orchestra plays a waltz. We make small talk as we are having the time of our lives. Then just as I was ready to kiss her...

{Congresswoman Gwen Moore talks about 'power to the poop' with Bill Hemmer...}
And the next thing you know, I'm thrown into the middle of a cesspool. To make matters worse, my tuxedo is ruined and Megyn takes off with another man. Oh, well. C'est la vie! Gwen Moore destroyed my day. I think that manure would be put to better use if it were converted into fertilizer that would be placed on the grass in the Washington, DC mall. That would force the Democrats to leave town very quickly. The Democrats should get out of our government and our excrement immediately. Come to think of it, the two are very similar to each other.

For the sake of full disclosure, I have an autographed picture of Megyn Kelly. I sent her a St. Valentine's card last year. I wrote a note requesting her picture, and she obliged. So at least you know what's on my mind every 52 seconds. But I can't help it. I'm a man and a Republican. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

G.J. LaRouche, 30 March 2009 (originally posted on 17 March 2009 on www.macombgop.com)