We've all heard of the indiscretions of that talking philandering fool, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, by now. Sanford admitted to having an affair with a woman named Maria from Argentina. Over Father's day weekend, he was MIA as he skipped town to be with his mistress in her home country. In his admission, he made a tearful apology as he kept rambling on. You can't make this stuff up.
Governor Sanford was the most ardent opponent of accepting stimulus money from Washington.
Yet he was delivering his own 'stimulus plan' to his foreign mistress. I can only imagine what Saturday Night Live will do to him. They can have Sanford playing Tony in 'West Side Story' singing 'Maria, I just had an affair with Maria.' And we all remember Evita Peron singing 'Don't cry for me, Argentina.' Sanford can sing 'don't cry for me, South Carolina.' The press was telling us that Governor Sanford could've been a viable Republican candidate for President in 2012. Now Fred G. Sanford looks like a better candidate.
Speaking of that, I just thought of another parody. We all remember 'Sanford and Son' starring
Redd Foxx. Now we can have Governor Sanford and his four sons in 'Sanford and Sons.' The Governor would be kicked out of the luxurious governor's mansion so that he and the boys (minus Mrs. Sanford) could live in a junk yard. And whenever Mr. Sanford has an argument with his sons, he'll go into a conniption fit and yell 'this is the big one, Maria! This is the big one! I'm coming to join ya in Argentina!' It would be a hoot.
Sanford, you are a big dummy.
G.J. LaRouche, 9 July 2009
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